Description
Squatch Soap Bar
Go full beast mode with Wild Mountain Soap Company’s Squatch Soap — the only bar bold enough to harness the raw power of the West Virginia hills.
This handcrafted soap is proudly made with genuine, real, authentic, certified imitation squatch hair (ethically foraged from the misty hollers and backwoods of Appalachia). Legend has it that one stray hair from a shy local squatch adds that extra untamed grit and wilderness spirit to every batch.
Rugged, woodsy, and unapologetically wild, Squatch Soap delivers a rich, creamy lather that scrubs away the ordinary and leaves you smelling like you just wrestled a legend in the mountains. Perfect for the modern adventurer who wants to channel their inner squatch — without the actual sasquatch smell.
Handcrafted in small batches with premium natural oils for deep cleansing and serious moisturizing power.
Key features:
- Contains certified imitation squatch hair from the hills of West Virginia
- Bold, masculine, woodsy scent that screams “I survived the backcountry”
- Thick, manly lather that gets the job done
- Turns your shower into a full sasquatch-level experience
Unleash your wild side. Get your Squatch Soap today — because regular soap is for mere mortals.
Wild Mountain Soap Company
Proudly made in the heart of Squatch country
Ingredients
The key players in each bar of Wild Mountain soap are a blend natural ingredients designed to sooth, protect and moisturize your skin. In the beginning, we made soap out of everything imaginable, Crisco, lard, and several different oils. We settled on a blend of 6 of the best oils you can use in soap making.
- Coconut oil – Makes the bar harder and last longer.
- Palm oil – Creamy lather and one of the best oils to make soap.
- Olive oil – Isn’t just for dining; skin loves it therapeutic properties and moisturizing goodness.
- Shea butter – Is the icing on the moisturizing cake. It softens, heals and sends dry skin packing.
- Castor Oil – Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles.
- Cocoa Butter – Moisturizing
- Lye – Makes the magic happen. It turns all the oils into soap. Soap can not be made without it. We add 5% more oil to our mixture than what is necessary to make sure there is no lye left at the end of the soap making process.
- Fragrance – Although we do make soap without scent, we also use both essential oils and high quality fragrance oils in our soaps. With dozens of scents from which to choose, we’re pretty sure you’ll find more than one favorite.
- Last ingredient is Time. It takes time for the soap to cure. 97% of the process is done in three days. That last 3% takes between 4 and 6 weeks to happen and makes all the difference in making the bar of soap last longer and feel better on the skin.
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